hayride

once upon a time a girl went on a hayride with a boy she was sweet on. she didn't really know what she was getting herself into. she wore a newly purchased dress; crisp and brown and a wee bit clingy. she put on her best perfume before leaving. when the boy showed up at her door he was dressed in overalls and an off white tee shirt and work boots. he grinned at her and reached for her hand.

he drove the two of them to the church where the hayride was taking place. the boy jumped out quickly to open the door for the girl, who smiled sweetly. they walked hand in hand around to the side of the church; beaming. a look of horror crossed the girl's face and she said, "i didn't think we'd really have to ride in hay."